Some days I feel like my IQ has been diminished by certain emails. I am responding to this not as a “liberal”, although my views don’t line up well with the Republican party either, but as a defender of reason and promoter of sarcasm. My comments are in RED. Enjoy.
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! (if only it were so simple)
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
(let’s just jump right in to stereotypes, extreme rationalizations, etc. Get used to it)
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat..
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. (in the bathroom stalls of major (conservatives, especially christians, NEVER demand legislation to support their agenda)airports)
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. (just hypothetical: conservatives are never down-and-out, they are all hard-working contributors to society, and always have jobs because it’s always easy to get and keep a job)
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. (all liberals are lazy bums, mark it down, the Bible says so)
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. (WHA?! HUH?!? ROFLOL! laughing too hard to even comment)
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down. (conservatives NEVER protest, boycott, demand anything, especially with regards to media and hollywood)
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.(actually many of them attend anyway)
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!) (ALL liberals are pro-muslim, just like the president)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. (getting a job is as easy as 1-2-3 and that’s what conservatives do for health care; liberals are just too lazy to work)
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. (I am more conservative than liberal, and ironicaly, I am enjoying a great laugh, as well, just not the intended one)
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”. (ALL liberals are touchy and easily offended. conservatives are stoically calm)