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Friday August 18th 2017


An Important Message From Bark Obama Dog

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, then this is dedicated to you.

Change has come to American dogs. And it’s all thanks to President Barack Obama.

While you humans have been working hard to fix the economy, to bring much needed changes to your healthcare system and to end wars, we canines have rededicated ourselves to being the best friend to every man, woman and child who will have us. I have been elected Bark Obama Dog, selected amongst my peers to step forward at this time in our evolution and share our message of hope and love with the world.

First, we want to thank President Obama for the huge strides he has made in our cause. By bringing up the puppy topic during his victory speech, he got America talking dog. And by considering a pound puppy, he opened the doors of city shelters across the country, saving thousands of lives that otherwise would have been lost.

We want Americans to know that we fully support the Obama family’s choice in getting a Portuguese Waterdog as their pet. We in the dog kingdom believe that every dog deserves a good home. We are the United States, not separated by our pedigree or mutt status but united in all breeds, colors, fur lengths, shedding or not, spotted, polka dotted, we are all here for one purpose and that is to spread love.

Answer The Howl

This is our chance to answer the howl. This is our moment. This is our time – to entertain the kids for an afternoon giving parents some time off, to protect and to serve, to give more than we receive, to lead by example, to show how just stretching out in a ray of sunshine for an afternoon nap can be a rewarding experience, and most importantly, to give Americans the unconditional love they deserve.

Yes We Can. Thank you. God bless you and may God Bless the United States of America.

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